Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Joke Of The Day

A dog with a bandaged leg walks into a bar. He goes up to the barmen and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Foxestalk Forum Usage 2

Topics Replies
Leicester City Forum 24,172 970,665
General Chat 18,162 601,263
Ticket News And Travel 221 5,861
General Football And Sport 8,844 263,567
Computers And Gaming 927 42,184
The Music Forum 438 25,287
TOTAL 52,764 1,908,287

Foxestalk Forum Usage

Saturday, 15 October 2011


    © Copyright

When all alone, quiet, and lost in thought,
I see again the times when I was young.
I smile for attention I often sought,
Knowing if I was sad then you would come.
You would dry the tear-drops that then would flow
Be my bedside nurse on a restless night.
A soothing word and I'd forget my woe,
Consoled that you were not far from my sight.
Your wrath confused me when I misbehaved,
Never believing I was ever wrong.
But now I see love through your stormy rage,
With your wise words I have grown Oh so strong.
So when I think of you, Mother and friend,
©All regrets are over, all sorrows end. 

                  © Copyright

Friday, 7 October 2011

Vanity Press

dear mr electrician
you're a man of distinction
thank you from me and the spouse
for re-wiring our house

you have worked hard
toiled and sweated
no wire out of place
nothing neglected

but you will not be payed
and here's the reason why
we will send a patronising letter
tell you there's no-one better

photos of your work
will appear in an albumn
top quality, leather-bound
the cost to you just fourty pound

you don't have to buy
if you can't afford this sum
but the albumn will be a reminder
© Copyright

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Going Up

Pos. Team name Pld. GD Pts.
3Derby County10+319
4West Ham Utd10+818
6Hull City10017
8Leicester City10+416
9Cardiff City10+316
10Ipswich Town10-216
11Leeds United9+214
 12Crystal Palace10+214

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Thought for the day

Not drunk is he, wh from the floor
Can rise alone and drink some more
But drunk is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to drink or rise.

From The Misfortunes of Elphin by T L Peacock