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A dog with a bandaged leg walks into a bar. He goes up to the barmen and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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MOTHER

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Mother

When all alone, quiet, and lost in thought,
I see again the times when I was young.
I smile for attention I often sought,
Knowing if I was sad then you would come.
You would dry the tear-drops that then would flow
Be my bedside nurse on a restless night.
A soothing word and I'd forget my woe,
Consoled that you were not far from my sight.
Your wrath confused me when I misbehaved,
Never believing I was ever wrong.
But now I see love through your stormy rage,
With your wise words I have grown Oh so strong.
So when I think of you, Mother and friend,
©All regrets are over, all sorrows end. 

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Vanity Press

dear mr electrician

you're a man of distinction

thank you from me and the spouse

for re-wiring our house

you have worked hard

toiled and sweated

no wire out of place

nothing neglected

but you will not be payed

and here's the reason why

we will send a patronising letter

tell you there's no-one better

photos of your work

will appear in an albumn

top quality, leather-bound

the cost to you just fourty pound

you don't have to buy

if you can't afford this sum

but the albumn will be a reminder

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Going Up

Interview with captain Mills

League Table

Pos.	Team name	Pld.	GD	Pts.
1	Southampton	10	+13	22
2	Middlesbrough	10	+8	20
3	Derby County	10	+3	19
4	West Ham Utd	10	+8	18
5	Brighton	10	+2	17
6	Hull City	10	0	17
7	Blackpool	10	+7	16
8	Leicester City	10	+4	16
9	Cardiff City	10	+3	16
10	Ipswich Town	10	-2	16
11	Leeds United	9	+2	14
12	Crystal Palace	10	+2	14

Thought for the day

Not drunk is he, wh from the floor
Can rise alone and drink some more
But drunk is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to drink or rise.

From The Misfortunes of Elphin by T L Peacock